The cheapest inventory in my building is a longbox of comics nobody will ever buy. So we're turning it into an event. Bargain Bin Dungeon. $5. Two hours. Seven seats. You draft four comics off the cover art alone. You have never read them. Then a DM runs you through a dungeon, and every time you want a bonus on a roll, you have to open the book and put your finger on the panel that proves it. Outside knowledge is banned at the table. A lifelong reader and a total newcomer start dead even. The math I'm betting on: Bulk comics cost pennies. Five dollars covers the night. Everyone walks out holding four books with our name attached to them. The return was never the door. The return is seven people inside the shop on a weeknight who have a reason to come back next month. First run is being scheduled now. I wrote the whole kit before running it once, because if it works it has to run without me. Ask me in 60 days whether it worked.