🚨 Airport layover. 2 hour delay. Sitting right outside the Delta lounge.🚨 And then… I see her. 👀 A Pokémon vending machine. Just sitting there. Taunting me. The angel on my shoulder: "Christopher, $200 for a Phantasmal ETB is absolutely unhinged. You own a card shop. You KNOW better." The Gengar on my other shoulder: "…but airport ETBs are LUCKY. Everyone knows this. It's basically science." 😈 I'm on my way to GAMA to talk about the future of the hobby and I can't even make it past my gate without a moral crisis. 😂 hashtag #Pokemon hashtag #GAMA hashtag #SendHelp hashtag #ItsCalling hashtag #GengarsWinEveryTime